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August 2010
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July 2010
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Why do people shout in anger?
Once A Professor asked his students, ‘Why do we shout in anger?
Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?’
The students thought for a while, one of them said, ‘Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.’
‘But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?’ asked the Professor.
‘Isn’t it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person...
Muslims cannot be a Red Devils fan no more!
KOSMO! carried a report about Muslims who wittingly or unwittingly wear football jerseys which display images of crosses, liquor brands and devils.
Johor Religious Council adviser Datuk Nooh Gadot said wearing such jerseys were forbidden in Islam.
“It is as if Muslims are worshipping and exalting the symbols of other religions. Islam does not compromise on this matter, regardless of whether it...
Malaysians overpaid tax by RM10bil! We are rich! →
Is this the reason why we have so many white elephants lying around town?
KUALA LUMPUR: A total of 870,630 taxpayers overpaid their taxes by RM10bil in 2009, said Deputy Finance Minister Datuk Dr Awang Adek Hussein. He told Pendang Member of Parliement Datuk Dr Mohd Hayati Othman at the Dewan Rakyat that 838,644 taxpayers overpaid by RM8.6bil in 2008 while 654,606 taxpayers overpaid by RM5.4bil...
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June 2010
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Blow up Puchong.. please →
Someone tried to blow up Puchong… but the bomb failed to work… :-)
Several men found an active World War II bomb while jogging near a construction site in Taman Damai Utama, near the Kinrara Golf Club in Puchong.
The men said they were jogging past the area at 7pm on Saturday when they noticed an odd-shaped metal object sticking out of the ground.
Deadly relic: A size comparision...
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Judas Asparagus
Can you beat this kid by telling the whole bible story? If you need a laugh today, then this should do it! A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching???
The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell: In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some...
Monk my crib
Is this a temple for monks or Rm10.8 mil Bungalow and Land for monks? Isn’t it grand to know that Malaysia is still a land of many possibilities and impossibilities!
Looks like G.Buddha would be turning in his grave knowing how so-called monks are living the acetic life these days.
Report from The Star Tabloid today:
PETALING JAYA: The bungalow, in a secluded spot amidst dense...
May 2010
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What is the Female religious teacher teaching?
KOSMO! carried a story of four sex video clips involving a female religious teacher and a warden that allegedly took place in a storeroom in a religious school.The video clips are being widely distributed and has caused an outcry. The recording is said to be a token of “remembrance” of the couple’s love affair.
If religious teachers can do this, what hope do we have in Malaysia?
April 2010
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A Massive Messi moment mesmerized Madrid →
Barca beat Real 2-0 at Santiago Bernabeau. LEO MESSI last night eclipsed Cristiano Ronaldo and proved beyond any doubt he’s the best footballer on the planet. Spending a shameless amount of money still can’t get Real any silverware.
March 2010
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Free Sex with Insurance
This was the top news item in the Star (tabloid) and no guessing why. I figure our insurance industry must be screwed to become this desperate.
SOME insurance companies in Johor are recruiting female agents to have sex with potential customers, Guang Ming Daily re-ported.
The companies also arranged for the agents to party with the would-be clients at nightclubs and karaoke outlets. Sources told...
What I discovered from Jennifer's body... →
.. and it isn’t a body part…
A waterfalls that disappears into hell.
I was hooked on kinky sex, 14-year-old girl tells... →
Do you ever wonder why all these kind of news keeps popping out of the Malay heartlands? I thought these are the most religious / conservative people? What is happening to them? Are they bored?
BESUT: A 14-year-old schoolgirl admitted that she was addicted to kinky sex acts such as bondage after frequently watching pornographic video clips downloaded from a website that allegedly provides...
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Vancouver medals in condom distribution →
Olympics makes people horny?
Over the course of 17 days, the health agency doled out 100,000 condoms, supplied by the British Columbia Centre for Disease Control. And after buzz, some based on rumors, grew that there was a shortage — “We were not getting calls from people saying, ‘Help, I need condoms,’” Adams laughed — an emergency shipment of 8,500 additional...
February 2010
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How can so many broken legs be down to chance? →
Excerpt from Martin Samuel:
‘It wasn’t a bad tackle’ is the standard line, isn’t it? On the sofa, in the studio, in the press box, from the phone-ins. ‘It didn’t look that bad. There wasn’t much intent. He’s not that kind of player. He was just too quick for him. I thought the ref had a good game, actually. He let it flow.’ This last phrase - and we have all used it - translates as letting the...
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Ramsey's injury sickening - the media have blood... →
Ryan Shawcross isn’t the type of player… in 2007 and again in 2010. Can a reckless driver who kills a little girl crossing the road say, “No, I am not that sort of driver” and just get a $$ fine? No, he goes to jail! And a footballer who breaks a leg and possibly a career, gets 3 match ban? Ridiculous.
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Joke of the day
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life… In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I said to her: ‘Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I’d much rather...
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Ninja Skirt that turns into a Coke Machine →
What would they think of next…
January 2010
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Chua Soi Lek pun Kalah!
Andhra Pradesh Governer N.D. Tiwari continuance as Andhra Pradesh Governor appears to have become untenable with indications that the 86-year-old leader may be asked to go in the wake of a sting operation that purportedly showed him in a compromising position with three women. The Centre has asked for a report from the state government and knowledgeable sources here said that he may be asked to...
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December 2009
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Bye-Bye, Dubai →
A lot of people dont realise that Dubai is under Islamic Laws and when foreigners, who once made up perhaps 80% of Dubai’s 1.7 million residents, lose their jobs, their work visas are rescinded and they generally have 30 days to pay their debts and leave. Those who fail to pay risk debtor’s prison. And debt here is now as deep and ubiquitous as the sand itself.
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Dexter Season 4: The Getaway Finale →
Anyone watching this? This should be awesome!
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Tom Cruise to play for Arsenal →
“There is only one Tom Cruise. And he plays for Arsenal FC”, quote Wenger
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November 2009
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Russell Brand Has Met Katy Perry's Parents →
Not sure if any of you remembered, Katy Perry’s mom preached at my church sometime ago. (See: Katy’s mom in church)
Whatever views you may have on Russell Brand, I think they are all true. :-)
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The Butt
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they...
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HD 101: How to use Dolby TrueHD and DTS-HD with... →
To those who are shopping around for an AV Receiver and a Blu-ray player. This is a good read.
Ultimately, PS3 can decode DTS / Dolby HD and send the lossless audio via HDMI to a receiver as LPCM. The debate is whether the receiver requires DTS / Dolby HD decoders . This article states it does not need to decode them (as they are already decoded at PS3 software level). However, Sony claims the...
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The most controversial goals in football →
Nice to know that Le Hand of God isn’t the only one.
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Are women so easily duped? →
Model to sue man for using his photos to trick women TAIPEI (Nov 24): A US model has flown into Taipei to sue a Taiwan man for using his photos to lure up to 20 women into sex and defraud others, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.
“I am shocked. How could he do such a thing?” Richie Kul, 29, asked in an interview with the Apple Daily.
“Violating the copyright of my photo is a...
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For once, I have to agree with Roy Keane →
Roy Keane tells FAI: “What goes around, comes around.”
Excerpt:
“Ireland had their chances in the two games (against France), and they never took them,” Keane added. “But it’s the usual FAI reaction - ‘We’ve been robbed’, ‘The honesty of the game…’
“There was one match against Georgia where Ireland got a penalty and...
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Henry calls for fair play-off →
Let the matter lay to rest. The Legend - Thierry Henry owns up (he did from the beginning) and calls for something even Maradonna never dared. He is not a cheat and even the most blinkered MU or Spurs fans should realise that.
Largest US gay-lesbian newspaper publisher closes →
Another reason to rejoice today! Looks like advertisers are shying away from this “small niche community”.
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Khalwating in Terengganu →
Couples resort to abandoned stadium to have “pak-toh” (dating) to keep away from the prying eyes of moral police. Why dont the religious authorities understand that couples will not get on unless they date?
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To YB Dato Liow
An anonymous letter to the Wannabe No.2 of MCA.
To Health Minister YB Dato Liow, By OTK Supporter Dear Health Minister YB Dato Liow,
You have the wrong priorities since taking over the ministry. Instead of taking care of H1N1 you are taking care of your BiNi ( Lee Su Loo )! Half million Ringgit worth of birthday presents you bought for your wife in January 09! A Toyota Alphard costing...